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Joke of the Day

"Cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 The look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"

"Don't judge me. Judge Judy."

"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean"

"New Band I recently started a new band: We have to play every song in a certain order and we all have to be symmetrical on stage. We're called OC/DC."

"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"

"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""

"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."

"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."

"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"

"Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much? Because of May weather."