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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite thing to eat? The booty."
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"I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same. Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics."
"My wife asked me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe."
"What is an Arkansas virgin? A girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat."
"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."
"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."
"No I LITERALLY want to butter your hot cherry muffin. A euphe-what? Listen to Miss Community College over there."
"Jesus Christ walks into a motel and drops a handful of nails on the counter. He asks Can you put me up for the night ?"
"What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."