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Joke of the Day
"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"
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"Q: What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic? A: About halfway."
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"What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl? Hey, wanna hang?"
"Do you know why the nobles always mistreated their peasants? Because they're all a bunch of vassals."
"A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets! He was arrested for attempted murder."
"Who was that on the phone Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !"
"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
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