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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Robert E. Lee was an honor student in high school? He was also voted most likely to secede."

"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."

"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"

"That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening.."

"the most American thing I've done today is pay $5 for a pre-sliced apple"

"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."

"What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? Syphilis Snape"

"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."

"Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator)."

"The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO"