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Joke of the Day

"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."

"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"

"I wish these fundamentalists would stop blaming natural disasters on the gays. Everybody knows Sandy happened because of the confluent evils of Wall Street and Jersey Shore."

"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"

"Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free."

"*tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*"

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."

"What do black people and Batman have in common? Neither one of them get r/dadjokes"

"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"