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Joke of the Day

"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."

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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot."
"Men and hookers Why do men always pick the hooker that costs tens of thousands of dollars over the far sexier hooker which costs two dollars? Because prostitution is looked down upon."
"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."
"I had issues with my wireless mouse... ...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are solved"
"Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos."
"Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."
"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."
"WIFE: I love the oaky, earthen taste of this wine. FRIEND: Mine is both crisp and full-bodied. ME: [corks on my teeth] I am Count Corkula."