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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
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"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"
"There is no way alcohol kills more people than it creates"
"Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."
"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."
"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There, their, they're......"
"When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside...."
"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."
"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"