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Joke of the Day
"The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO"
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"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""
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"Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
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"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."