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Joke of the Day

"When I jerk off I like to sit on my other hand until it gets numb, then change to that hand right at the last minute . . . I call it ""the old 'bate and switch""!"

"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"The only time a moth flies in a straight line is... while farting"

"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"

"He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul."

"How do chemists poison each other? With a Pb & J sandwich"

"Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed."

"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."