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Joke of the Day

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"I don't know why they call it lubricant... More like lubri*can*"

"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"

"Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react."

"What website do southerns use to research their family tree? Incestry.com"

"Why did the blonde stuff 98 berries in her mouth They were cramberries."

"I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang. I'm going to close up shop emotionally for the day"

"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."

"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"

"What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?? Quarter pounder with cheese"