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Joke of the Day

"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"

"Sometimes the last thing people hear before they're murdered is the sound of their pen that they won't stop clicking."

"If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero. If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria."

"Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope"

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."

"There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison."

"Did you hear about the guy who went for the world fapping record? He almost pulled it off."

"There are alot of Hillary signs in my neighborhood... When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?"

"There was once a magical tractor... It turned in to a field"

"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."