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Joke of the Day
"How do chemists poison each other? With a Pb & J sandwich"
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"People with private Twitter accounts should know that withholding their tweets is like not letting us talk to their toddler on the phone."
"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."
"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"
"We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit."
"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"
"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""
"I know a great knock knock joke But you have to start it."
"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""