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Joke of the Day

"The only time a moth flies in a straight line is... while farting"

"I'm dying to get one of those babies that smoke. Too cute!"

"I asked the girl I've been dating to see Fifty Shades of Grey with me this weekend, but I think she's worried were moving too fast. She seemed concerned and said she didn't want to be tied down."

"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"""Mr Bush, do you want my coke?"" ""Yeah sure"" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* ""Hey kid...catch"" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*"

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."

"Gay horses What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!"

"""For a really awkward time, call me."" -me, leaving my number on bathroom stalls."

"I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites. As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing."

"What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !"