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Joke of the Day

"The only time a moth flies in a straight line is... while farting"

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"My GOD there is nothing on earth I want to eat more than this Bath & Body Works candle"

"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"

"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""

"My manager at the millinery has a really short temper I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!"

"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"If you ever see me in a restaurant, please approach my table and do your Drunk Uncle impression. Especially if I'm with family or a girl."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis."