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Joke of the Day

"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"

"Your girl may be jealous of the time you spend on your phone. To be fair, it has 4G and she only has one, and it's hard to find its signal"

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... bahhh dum hisss"

"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."

"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."

"How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana."

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... ""Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the crow that brings bad babies, and the swallow that brings no babies at all!"""

"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"