92201
Joke of the Day
"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere"
Next Joke
"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""
"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."
"Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED"
"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""
"Nike has to stop it with this ""Just do it"". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius."
"[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I'm not doing anything either."
"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."