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Joke of the Day
"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."
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"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."
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"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."
"Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong"
"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung."
"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Bang Bang"" ""Bang Bang Who?"" ""Oscar Pistorius"""
"Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved"
"A bear walks into a bar Bartender: "" What will you have sir?"" Bear: ""Gin............ and tonic."" Bartender: ""Why the big pause?"" Bear: ""I dont know my dad had them too."""