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Joke of the Day

"Nike has to stop it with this ""Just do it"". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius."

"If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke."

"Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!"

"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."

"I'm studying Feminism at my university It basically covers different periods in history."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It can be a load of shit."

"Ahhh, Christmastime... Is my favorite time of year. It's the only time of the year that my wife isn't griping at me to take down the Christmas lights."

"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"

"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"