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Joke of the Day

"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""

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"Checking if my webcam is on when I do really shady shit is my grown up version of checking under my bed for monsters."
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