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Joke of the Day

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."

"Whoever invented the knock knock joke.. Should get a no-bell prize"

"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"What's grey and comes in quarts? Elephants"

"I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them."

"*Friend is sinking in quicksand* Get help before I drown! *I start to run, stop, jog back to friend* Technically you're not drow- NATE!"

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."

"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"