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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and comes in quarts? Elephants"
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"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"
"While making small talk with my wife's doctor I asked him what he does for a living because I am amazing at human interaction."
"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?"
"*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"a porn where both people are wearing nothing but Sketchers Shape-Ups"
"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"