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Joke of the Day

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."

"Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar Hamburglar: you've got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You're thinking of hamburgerburglar"

"Two doctors were discussing the game Proctologist:""Did you see the game last night?"" Neurologist: ""No, did we beat them?"" Proctologist: ""We didn't just beat em, we rectum!"

"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"

"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."

"What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive."

"Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!"

"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"

"Jesus: Listen guys, why has someone written 'nail appointment' in my diary? Judas: No idea, J. No idea."

"Latest economic indicators show an uptick of growth in the manufacturing outrage sector."