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Joke of the Day

"Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!"

"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"Fun Fact: The term HIV is actually Roman for High Five Pass it on...then again maybe not."

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool..."

"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""

"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"

"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."

"My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."