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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"
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"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"
"How do poor people make it rain? They don't."
"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? One is a cunning runt."
"I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."
"Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen."
"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."
"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"
"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"