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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."

"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."

"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"

"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."

"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."

"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."

"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."

"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"

"Well, you see, there is something wrong with my friend... He spawns the pink eyes, and he doesn't catch it from other people... He just gives it to himself... Then spread it."