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Joke of the Day

"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i closer together... Because *you* are an *idiot*."

"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"

"Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan."

"Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."

"Removed all the mirrors from my house because I'm tired of living with that asshole."

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, they can only change the floor essence."

"""Why does stuff like this always happen to me?"" - gay passenger on Titanic"