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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."

"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"

"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."

"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."

"Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler"

"Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die."

"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"

"TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :("

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."