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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
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"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"
"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"
"""Sorry but It's me or the label maker."" [takes GIRLFRIEND label off her shirt] ""Thank y-"" [sticks on a label that says EX-GIRLFRIEND]"
"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"
"Kinda miss the Jane Austen era where a man is driven mad by a woman's hand being ungloved & yet oblivious to her heaving bosom falling out."
"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He tried to work it out with a slide rule."
"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."
"My girlfriend isn't a fan of Starwars, says I would have to force her to go. ""*ss****SSkkkk****rrowwmm****mzzrreowwwowwww***."""