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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"

"I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about ""Waiting until he's born""."

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror..."

"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."

"What is the difference between your mom and Kim Kardashian? One is a dirty whore and the other is Kim Kardashian."

"I hate Masseuses They're always talking behind my back"

"Did you hear about the injured condiment? He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic."

"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"