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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend isn't a fan of Starwars, says I would have to force her to go. ""*ss****SSkkkk****rrowwmm****mzzrreowwwowwww***."""

"Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal. He had a ma'lady."

"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"Took a random unmarked pill I found on the floor because times are tough and no matter what happens it'll make for good tweets."

"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"

"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"

"A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked me ""Where were you between four and six?"" I replied, ""Kindergarden"""

"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."