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Joke of the Day

"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"

"What do numbers look like when they get divorced? 96"

"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."

"I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey"

"What did Trump say to the women who told him she could give him the worlds best Blow Job. What's in it for me?"

"I hope the rain keeps up so it won't come down."

"i said no to the dress & now my familys being held against their will in an undisclosed location theyve already sent me two of my son's toes"

"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it."