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Joke of the Day
"Insert penis joke here. Ha."
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"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."
"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."
"A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes."
"Young man, you promised you will bring my daughter back by 11 pm. First, it's 3 am and second, this is not my daughter."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."
"What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene."
"Need an ark? ..I Noah guy."
"What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman"
"A joke one of my friends told me. ""Hey_____ do you know how I like my men""? ""umm no"". ""Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night""."