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Joke of the Day
"Need an ark? ..I Noah guy."
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"Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready."
"I just got back from my best friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."
"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""
"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."
"To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy. If *she* runs, it's a girl."
"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"
"How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !"