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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene."

"What I hated the most in Facebook? . . . . . . . See more"

"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"

"What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field"

"Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese? it was not gouda for him later."

"I have just read an interesting dictionary. It had literally no metaphors. I'll ^show^myself^out..."

"How do black people hide on the internet? They go incognegro."

"Cane sugar is the best! It just can't be beet!"

"Why doesn't the weatherman just say cloudy with a 90% chance of bullshit? Because that's pretty much what the forecast has been lately."