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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."
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"I accidentally watched 2 minutes of golf and my pants turned plaid!"
"I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply"
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"
"People who complain that my Christmas gifts are ""stupid"" and ""thoughtless"" clearly have no idea how hard it is to wrap a pineapple."
"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."
"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."
"A guy just offered to buy me a drink. I declined, but heard him say lesbo to his pal. I replied ""Only for you, baby"". Now he feels special."
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."