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Joke of the Day
"What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake? This is all your fault!"
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"My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure. So I told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away, he'd die."
"Women are like helicopters... You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them."
"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"
"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."
"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"""hey dad, when did they outlaw hyperboles?"" ""hmm i dont know son, like a bajillion million years ago? idiot"" *cops bust down door*"
"I bought a fan today... It blows, man."
"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."
"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"