32770
Joke of the Day
"I bought a fan today... It blows, man."
Next Joke
"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."
"What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime"
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"I was tickling my younger brothers feet last night, then my mother had a right go at me. Something about waiting till he's born first."
"I'v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He's gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I'm showing these emails to his wife."
"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."
"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"
"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""
"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."