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Joke of the Day
"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"
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"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."
"Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian."
"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat"
"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"
"Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug. (Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )"
"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."
"To ensure that my wife will truly miss me when I go on trips, right before I leave I put a few spiders in the bedroom."
"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"
"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"