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Joke of the Day

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."

"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"

"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."

"I love it when the playoff picture begins to develop in baseball. That means football is beginning."

"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"

"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."

"I spent the night in jail for refusing to take a nap. They said that I was resisting a rest."