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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."
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"The guy I just cut off thinks he's gonna destroy my car with high beams."
"What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around? BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM"
"This says it all... It all."
"There is too much freedom in this country, we need more expensive smart."
"You should never take what a sea monsters says seriously. They're always Kraken jokes."
"IT guy wants to be an astronaut Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut? So he can find router space."
"Oxygen atom was looking for threesome. Poor guy got ozoned"
"What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump"
"Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !"