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Joke of the Day

"Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier"

"#1 Joke Voted by Australia My life"

"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."

"Wife just gave birth to our second child and told me I need to appreciate her more I promised to worship the ground she stomps on"

"What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done? Gone private."

"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"

"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."

"are you a broken air freshener Because you aren't making any scents"

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"

"Start a slow-clap in a quiet, crowded room. The first person that joins you, marry them. They're your soulmate."