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Joke of the Day

"Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier"

"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."

"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"

"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"

"Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla? He didn't want to taco 'bout it"

"Am I the only one who just buys a new printer when the ink is gone? Also, does anyone want to make a sweet printer fort?"

"Told a female Redditor my dick was long... She asked ""we talkin' 'r/TIFU' long or 'r/Jokes' long?"" TIFU by saying Jokes...."

"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"

"If I had known I was going to have this much shit to do at work today I wouldn't have come in sober"

"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"