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"If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration"
"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"
"[god inventing animals] okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella ""okay"" made out of jello ""alright"" and it electrocutes things ""you're drunk"""
"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."
"I am drinker. Hear me pour."
"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane."
"Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon"