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Joke of the Day

"Wife just gave birth to our second child and told me I need to appreciate her more I promised to worship the ground she stomps on"

"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"

"Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick."

"As a man in his 70s I still manage to have sex with my wife almost every day... Almost Monday, almost Tuesday...."

"Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you."

"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."

"Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!"

"Whoever called it Thor 2 and not Keeping Up With The Asgardians is an idiot."