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Joke of the Day
"What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done? Gone private."
Next Joke
"A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, ""Control freak who?"""
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just came out of this chick."
"just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute"
"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."
"You know whats sad? A depressed onion cutting itself."
"What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis"
"What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic"
"So how do I take the gum out of my hair? Cancer."
"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"