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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who writes ghost stories? A: A ghost writer."
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"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"
"There's this guy at work who loves shoving baguettes up his butt. What a pain in the ass."
"How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen? It Varys."
"Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes."
"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."
"I just quit my job crushing cans at the soft drink factory... It was just soda pressing."
"Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1. Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat."
"Which is the most silky planet? Satin!"
"Standing closer to me in line right up my ass will not make it go faster. Back the fuck up you faggott"