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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who writes ghost stories? A: A ghost writer."
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"Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo."
"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"
"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."
"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
"What does having sex in a boat and light beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer."
"CHEF CLOWN Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."
"At a train station, struck up a convo with a friendly Indian couple waiting next to me. I asked the guy how old he was and he goes, ""My wife is dirty and I'm dirty two."" No kiddin' oh boy"
"What do you call a person that tells jokes to ghosts? A comedium."