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Joke of the Day
"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"
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"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."
"What do blind people drive? A cataract."
"I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn."
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."
"What does an approximately normal statistician eat for lunch? A large CLT"
"Times New Roman walks into a saloon. The bartender says to him, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."" So he shot the serif."
"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."
"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."