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Joke of the Day
"Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes."
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"I'm done making racist jokes.. Because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"
"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."
"Contagious Had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious."
"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"
"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country"
"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."
"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."