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Joke of the Day
"I used to work at an orange juice company But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."
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"How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks? . . . Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!"
"LPT...never trust a Genie who.... calls his penis his LAMP. I never got my wishes."
"What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly? The Millenial Falcon."
"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."
"Mozart is rolling in his grave. In 50 years people will be saying ""Adele is rolling in the deep."""
"TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."
"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."