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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"
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"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"
"They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s."
"I want to start a business selling bait for fishing I plan to call it, ""Master Baiters & Tackle"""
"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."
"Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!"
"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."
"3 women in a bar are comparing how loose they are... One claimed they could fit a sausage, another claimed they can fit a cucumber and the other slid down the bar stool."
"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."
"Everyone in the world but you is a robot and the experiment is going really poorly."