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Joke of the Day
"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."
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"I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said ""Classy"" and my brain leaked out of my ear."
"Why was a guy arrested for peeing on Indian land? He was on a Nipissing reserve."
"What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon"
"How do you get whole race to hate you? Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)"
"Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town."
"Why did the cow tip over? Excellent service."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."
"*scampers over to ice cream truck* Yes, I'll take the SpongeBob who looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant, please."
"For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated. Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated."