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Joke of the Day
"Everyone in the world but you is a robot and the experiment is going really poorly."
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"Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey"
"[kidnapper hands wife phone] ""brent"" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED"
"Did you here about the French Alps pizza service? Apparently they deliver large plane's"
"Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly he can't read!"""
"I'm out of coffee until tomorrow, but I just saw three squirrels doing it together so I guess my Monday's balancing out pretty well."
"What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140? Convert to kilograms."
"Why does God love atheists? Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer."
"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"
"Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover."