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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."

"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."

"4-year-old: What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies? Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4"

"Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison? Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors."

"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."

"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"

"How to keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar."

"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"How does Donald Trump keep Mexicans off reddit? With a text wall."

"*watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* Him: What are you doing? Me: Taking notes for when I fight a bear."